Sep 17, 2010 12:35am PDT
think i turned to tina and i was like, "are we really backstage with randy jackson about to go sing 'born to run'?" and she was like, "yeah, this is actually happening and it is live." and i was like, "okay, good." >> jimmy: yeah, we kind of put it all together pretty quickly. right? a couple of days. but i remember, like, you were just, like -- i would just put you in a room with betty white, just like do any dance. and man, you did the funniest dance. you did a thing like -- >> betty white will not stop talking -- calling me, by the way. it's getting a little awkward. >> jimmy: it's getting awkward. we have to tell her. she watches the show. betty, stop it, please. [ laughter ] but, dude, you're always great. and i'm so happy you were game to do that. thank you so much because i appreciate that. >> my pleasure. >> jimmy: you're always good. you're good on "saturday night live." >> i think it was the best emmys ever. i'll be -- [ cheers and applause ] most fun. >> jimmy: thank you. >> moved along. on time. under budget. >> jimmy: under budget. everyone got to the parties afterwards
Sep 24, 2010 12:35am PDT
to be judges on "american idol." wow! while randy jackson is getting to sit next to steven tyler and jennifer lopez. [ laughter ] that's exciting news. [ cheers and applause ] very good. you hear about this? katy perry is making headlines for wear a low-cut dress on an upcoming episode of "sesame street," during a duet with elmo. [ light laughter ] in fact, the dress was so skimpy, elmo started tickling himself. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah, you won't see it. they cut it from air. you'll never see it. it's censored. today, vice-president biden held a conference call with senior citizens to talk about health care. seniors started the conference call confused about how health care works, and ended up more confused about how conference calls work. [ laughter ] they're like "wait, can you hear me? saul, you're talking into the vcr." "what?" [ laughter ] i don't even know what to make of this. an inmate in north carolina tried to smuggle a cell phone into jail by hiding it inside his rectum. [ audience groans ] when they caught him, the guy was like "i've g
Sep 23, 2010 7:00am PDT
degrees by monday. >>> who will be joining randy jackson? the new panel of superstars revealed wednesday. >> jennifer j.lo, mixed reviews, reportedly getting 12 $12 millia year and steven tyler, $16 million. they have to bring it. and i used to be a "american idol" fan and didn't watch it last season and thought it was kind of boring and this is how j.lo entered and attracts entrance. >> a nice silver jumpsuit. not everybody can pull that off. >> that's pretty cool. it should be interesting. >> should be. an interesting mix of people. >> we'll see who will be simon, the tough love character. can j.lo it? >> hand have the in-house mentor. >> and hot handbag for the cooler season, right after this. for dessert lovers. often, the best part of a meal is the dessert. but sometimes after a busy day and a heavy greasy dinner... my system needs some tlc. now there is something new. introducing activia dessert. rich, silky, smooth yogurt with desserty flavors like strawberry cheesecake, blueberry cheesecake, and peach cobbler. and because it's activia, it helps regulate my digestive system. mmm.